So, I'm sat here piss-bored in work. Surely there are rules against working on Sundays - DID JESUS FUCKING DIE FOR NOTHING?
I'm literally counting down the pico-seconds until a) We go to the pub for lunch, and b) I can go home and spunk yet more of my precious life away on GTA: San Andreas. There is nowt to do, unless I make work for myself, which just isn't gonna happen, sooooooo - I thought 'fuck it'. I'm a geeky bastard at the best of times, so I thought it would be nice and pretentious and wanky for me to 'blog'. Dear God what a shite term.
Anyways, this wee bit of text is really just a place holder - I will be putting various things up here that you can access via the interweb. They will be shoddily put together and will contain several utterances of the word 'fuck'. One of them may be a review of the pub 'Mono', in Glasgow, if I can be bothered to type it up. I may even start reviewing some CDs and shit, then I can use terms like 'post-punk-funk' and 'avant-garde breakcore'. I bet you canny fuckin' wait.
To amuse till then, here are some lists I've done for Amazon. They are poor attempts at humour/reviews, I know - but I have to put something here to justify the 5 minutes it took me to set up a 'Blogger' account. Enjoy.
Best Albums of 2003
Stuff That Has Stopped Me Going Mad While Living In London
My Favourite Zombie Stuff
CDs I Lost When I Went Back To Glasgow And Got Drunk