Saturday, March 31, 2007

All the cool kids have podcasts... fuckin' wanks

Zomcore
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Just a wee podcast I put together, with tracks by Merzbow, Bong-Ra, Kid606, Nurse With Wound, Ladyscraper, Venetian Snares, Deathmachine, Cursor Minor, Drop The Lime and some other bits and pieces

Enjoy!

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

'Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo' is a grammatically correct sentence. You can either trust me, or look it up yourself, I canny be fucked explaining it here.


When I first found this out, my mind done a wee flip. I said to myself, "That's easily the most fucked up sentence you'll ever read". I've now discovered I was wrong. This fucker crept up on me today:


'John, when playing a game of Scrabble against Dick who, whilst pondering the degree of legitimacy the last word that Harry (who had had 'had') had had had had, had had 'had', had had 'had'. Had 'had' had more letters, he would have played it again'


Seriously, fuck that shit. What in the fuck? I think it's going to take me some time to wrap my head around that.


This one's quite fun, too:


'Who polices the Police? The Police Police police Police. Who polices the Police Police? The Police Police Police police Police Police'


The word 'police' has lost all meaning now


Fuck I'm bored