Thursday, October 29, 2009
Aqua Nomad
You can follow his journey here - http://aquanomad.blogspot.com
Updatesss
Yeah, that's about it. Happy Halloween
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Enneract - proper release on TRASHFUCK
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So, the lovely lovely folks at TRASHFUCK NET / Records (myspace.com/trashfucknet) have released my second album.
You can get it here -
http://www.archive.org/details.php?identifier=TFN213

Much love and thanks to RedSK @ TRASHFUCK
Hope you like it
(I am so watching the shit out of the Running Man right now)
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
participate in all-night techno rave dance party
Marc'o van Bastard - participate in all-night techno rave dance party

http://www.mediafire.com/?jvjoqmdxnuz
1>> Kid606 - Good Times
2>> Sarantis - Badman Dub
3>> Bloodclaat Gangsta Youth - Kill Or Be Killed (Panacea Remix)
4>> Shitmat - Clash And Carry (Old Socks Remix)
5>> Bizzy B - Bless This Sound (feat. Equinox and TDK)
6>> Istari Lasterfahrer - Good Vibes And A Broken Nose
7>> Bong-Ra - Varkenslachter
8>> Ladyscraper - Bleeding From The Butt
9>> Shitmat - Loveheart Trilogy
10> Droon - Cripplefight
11> Q-Tex - The Power Of Love (Jon Campbell Remix)
Cheers
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Straight Heet
http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=451fbcfa3256e552aaca48175
a79d1c3f9a7e8bd395ecd1fb8eada0a1ae8665a
Actually, shit - some of them have been put on CD since I done this. Oh well
Thursday, July 02, 2009
Friday, June 05, 2009
STUTTER. REFORM. BLESS
So all of the tracks are short experimental dalliances, most of which are what I would consider 'Trance Noise'. There's also some fucked up vocals in there, and a harmonica, at one point. All tracks were pretty much, recorded live, and then run through the mill.
I'd say, 'enjoy', but this is very short, and kind of daft, so you may not. It's on Mediafire at the moment, but it will get a proper Scunnered release.
Monday, May 25, 2009
Shit...
More on that, and more stuff later
Saturday, March 28, 2009
New Album Pre-release

Critical Best
Enneract
1,1 Phossy Jaw (featuring Marc'o van Bastard)
1,2 Imprecise Concept
2 Manxome
3 Enneract
4 Laplace's Demon
5 Punch Drunk Crunk
6 Booooooooomblastandruin
7 Arundel Tomb
8 Trevor Brown Don't Paint My Child
9 The Last Wasp of Summer
10 Gnostic Mass
11 When Logic Collapses into Ghosts and Shadow
All pieces and artwork created by Marc Lee Andrew in 2007 & 2008
Lyrics on 'Arundel Tomb' are taken from the poem, "An Arundel Tomb" by Philip Larkin
You can listen to it, or download it from here - http://www.last.fm/music/Critical+Best/Enneract
Enjoy my lovely peeps
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
my head is full of sodden cotton wool
it's utterly mental
blaaaaaargh
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
2008 in sound and fury
- Tobacco - Fucked Up Friends
- The Stranger - Bleaklow
- Cardopusher - Unity Means Power
- Torche - Meanderthal
- The Teknoist - ...Like a Hurricane Made of Zombies
- Blevin Blectum - Gular Flutter
- Sickboy - Time To Play
- The Caretaker - Persistent Repetition Of Phrases
- The Boats - Faulty Toned Radio
- Errors - It's Not Something But it is Like Whatever
- Sir Vixx - Breakcore Is Another Word For Loser
- Moya - Die Hard
- Venetian Snares - Detrimentalist
- Clark - Turning Dragon
- Paavoharju - Laulu Laakson Kukista
- DJ Scotch Egg - Drumized
- Portishead - Third
- Mrs Jynx - The Standoffish Cat
- God is an Astronaut - God is an Astronaut
- Brael & Tokyo Bloodworm - Living Language
- Blue Sky Black Death - Late Night Cinema
- Eraplee Noisewall Orchestra - Sigma God Metal
- Xiu Xiu - Women As Lovers
Almost but not quite...
- Last Step - 1961
- The Bug - London Zoo (I seriously can't believe the Wire gave this best of album of the year. It's so uneven - about half is actually worth listening to)
- Arthur Russel - Love Is Overtaking Me
- Autechre - Quaristice (I dunno - Autechre are starting to really annoy me for some reason. And Squarepusher)
Best Re-issue
- The John Baker Tapes
As an unabashed BBC Radiophonic Workshop fanboy, seeing any of their work getting re-issues always brings a warm glow to my heart. If it wasn't for pioneers like John Baker and Delia Derbyshire, practically none of the music I enjoy would exist today
Best 12 inch
- Flying Lotus - Shhh!
Fucking heavy remixes from Flying Lotus - RJD2, Mr Oizo, Dilla and Nelly Furtado take an absolute kicking. Noice
Best mixes
- DJ Cut Hands - AFRONOISE 1
Best collection of noise I've heard in quite some time. Essential
- The Gaslamp Killer - i spit on your grave
Utterly sick, heavy and funky. Get on it
Tune of the year 2008
- Telepathe - Chromes on it
This track is just phenomenal. When Telepathe's debut album drops in 2009, they are going to be bigger than God.
So that was 2008. Here's the last few end of year lists for your perusal:
Laters gaters
Thursday, December 18, 2008
This & That
As mentioned before, as a pre-amble before my second full length album is released, I've decided to put out a wee EP, with a few covers, remixes and other unreleased stuff.
It's called 'This And That', and it's released on Scunnered Records [scun003]:

http://www.archive.org/details/CriticalBest-ThisAndThatscun003
Tracklisting is as follows:
1.Critical Best - Aids Wolf Eyes
[Unused track from the Meconium Sessions]
2.Combat Tone - Br file ext 4 (Critical Best Post-core-core Remix)
[Remix of my good friend, Combat Tone]
3.Critical Best - Dead Techno
[Originally created for Unicorn Zoo's '5 Seconds Compilation', which has since been cancelled]
4.Critical Best - You Will. You? Will. You? Will. You? Will
[Cover of Bright Eyes' 'You Will. You? Will. You? Will. You? Will']
5.Critical Best - Children
[Cover of Robert Miles' 'Children']
6.DJ Shadow - Organ Donor (Critical Best's Proper Fucked Too Fucked To Care Remix)
[Remix of DJ Shadow]
Hope you all enjoy
New album will be out very very soon - I'll keep you updated
Cheers
Marc AKA Critical Best
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Woop woop
How do you like them fucking apples, eh?
I may release some other bits and pieces, too, as a kind of 'Rarities, Covers and Remixes' EP, so I can start 2009 with a fresh slate. FRESH.
And look out for one or two Marc'o van Bastard remixes, too. In a chilled out stylee.
FRESSSHHH
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Statutory Rave
It's Happening Again
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=1OARN6VK
01 Parts & Labor - Holiday's Over
02 Herrmutt Lobby - Hazebola Bassline
03 The Bug ft. Warrior Queen - Poison Dart (Skream Remix)
04 Totally Normal - Grind Your Grime
05 Nailbomb Cults - Cthulhu Rising
06 Droon - Cripplefight (Duran Duran Duran Remix)
07 Unitus - The Dry Hour of Geography (Electromeca Remix)
08 Rotator - Come Get Some
09 Bong-Ra - Coke Sniffah
10 CAKEBUILDER - Necron The Hell God
11 FFF - Kickahole in the Speaker
12 Istari Lasterfahrer - Bloodclaat Tune
13 DJ Floorclearer - Strangle the Giant Elephant
14 Duran Duran Duran - Size Queen
15 ACRNYM - Owner
It's pretty straightforward, hope you enjoy it =)
Friday, October 03, 2008
THIS IS THE NEWS
Percy Laptop Bastard is back, and fixed. Most of the tracks and bits & pieces were recovered, so everything should be cool, if a little later than planned.
The album will probably be shorter now, though, as all this time to ponder has made me seriously consider scrapping a few of the tracks. And I've only got one intact track of the proposed covers & remixes EP I was hoping to do, so I don't think we'll see that for a good while yet.
There's a new track up on the Myspace player, 'Laplace's Demon', as well as a tiny sneak preview of the Enneract album cover - myspace.com/criticalbest
There's also another dead pigeon over there --->
if you're that way inclined
Enjoy
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Steve Buscemi touched my face once
And it looks like I've lost the main files for the new album, and am only left with the .WAVs and .MP3s. So, I will probably just release it as is.
If anyone knows of a decent net label that will release it for free, gimme a shout. I know of a good few who I can go to, but it's always nice to have a choice.
Made this out of sheer boredom, enjoy:
Monday, July 21, 2008
We're talking C.A.T.A.S.T.R.O.P.H.E
So, my laptop has died a horrible death
There's a good chance I've irretrievably lost a few new Critical Best tracks, and some other bits and pieces, which is pretty shit.
I'm going to remove the hard drive this week, and try and nab the data off it. If this works, we should be all okay. If it doesn't, I am going to cry like a little bitch.
In addition to the music, there was all my dead pigeon photos, too - so that blog will need to be on hiatus for a wee while.
More news as the story develops
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
UPDATE
I might chuck some holiday pics up here soon, it was well ace in Sri Lanka
In other news, I'm working on some more tracks, not for my album, but for a wee remixes and covers EP I've just had the notion to put together
Late-arz
Thursday, May 15, 2008
ONLY REAL COWBOYS READ THE BIBLE

I have a new MP3 out - Critical Best's second release, 'ONLY REAL COWBOYS READ THE BIBLE'. It's a 13 minute noise soundscape inspired by the harsh violence of the frontier lands of the 1800s. This year I've been really into 'cowboy things' (Blood Meridian, Deadwood, No Country for Old Men, There Will Be Blood, The Proposition, etcetera) and the utter mindless brutality, and complete unglamouressness of life back then really made an impression on me. It all kind of came to head while putting this track together. Brutal, unrelenting, then sparse, windswept, pregnant with the anticipation of the danger to come.
Released on Scunnered Records [scun002], and available for download here:
http://www.archive.org/details/CriticalBest-ONLYREALCOWBOYSREADTHEBIBLEscun002
You can also hear it on the Scunnered Records Myspace - http://www.myspace.com/scunneredrecords
And you can both download it and listen to it at Last.fm - http://www.last.fm/music/Critical+Best/ONLY+REAL+COWBOYS+READ+THE+BIBLE
Please get in touch if you have anything good or bad to say about it.
Cheers for the support

