Since this blog is almost one year old, and this DJ Scotch Egg album I have on isn't really conducive to shitting out new content, I think I'll do the lazy and thing and link to some of my favourite posts of the last year. 'Cos, you know, I'm a literary genius and some of this pish needs a second airing.
The Early Life of Venetian Snares - this is all 100% true, I swear to fuck
Shoelace Tension Discrepancy - The Facts - who says only the children and the spastics have trouble tying their laces?
Science! Part 1 - shit, I forgot about this. I really must try and do it one of these days
schlechte Tätowierung - wherein I rant about Friendster
They all float down here - spending an hour in a floatation tank.....I'm such a fucking hippy sometimes
Scuppered at the last hurdle? - yes yes, I'm worried that god is videotaping all my hilarious fuck-ups to he can show them to me upon my demise
Some advice - last but not least. Come have a look at my most ill advised rant which garnered more feedback than anything else I've written
That's your lot. Everything else I've written has been fucking dire. Indeed, most of the stuff linked to above is shitty too. A good writer is not me. Enjoy
1 comment:
ha ha. i slapped that horsehater blog together in about an hour in response to a post my buddy alex blagg made on his blog about getting thrown in a new orleans slammer for alledgedly punching a horse (he didn't). he and i kept making posts to amuse ourselves.
thanks for the sidebar link.
you wouldn't believe how many people think it's serious.
merkley??? aka Glue Factory Bob aka Rachelle
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