Friday, December 03, 2004

Cowboy up, motherfucker

Holy fucking Christ. I have a scandalous hangover. Is that even how you spell scandalous? I also learned that ten pin bowling is really not my game. I'm better off sticking to pool.

I got an email yesterday from a random girl, telling me I'm pretty ace. How cool is that? Evidently, she seen one of my lists on Amazon when she was searching for a badge maker, and felt compelled to email me. I knew I was doing those lists for a reason.

In other news prolific Canadian writer Pierre Berton is dead. Celebrity Death Beeper, I think you're pretty much scraping the bottom of the barrel.

I know I'm gonna end up drunk in a ditch in Camden this weekend. Stroll on.

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